Humor and Relationships
Malawians are sharing humorous opinions and thoughts on relationships. They are discussing topics such as the importance of humility and the dangers of unchecked ego.
if she enters your room and skip chair to sit on the bed, my brother she's no more a virgin@INOAT66
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Shuwa is out now🥳🔥🔥🔥 "ine ndufuna ubale Moyo wanga ukhale" 🥹 t.co/WKGF8S32oP #Zonke #Shuwa t.co/kKZg1pm3k2 t.co/eO6beF1C1W
Bayala mutengeleni ku TRUTH ngati mukufuna mukalezere🥳🔥🔥🔥 t.co/cRWVmeZLBK t.co/pzOJaL8AbO
Koma chi Tuno ndi chidolo, kuyimba zopanda phuma koma eeh "spicing up the song"🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥 t.co/US0CqOqq8Y #Shuwa #Zonke t.co/s1uhKJtk5t t.co/eO6beF1C1W
Ma set awawa nde ndi a smart 🔥🙌 ulutsi kuwulondoloza osati zibwana 🥵 Fada Tiyeni tikamenye ma Jump uku😂 t.co/SMeOFNHwcp #Jump #Fadamoti t.co/JR8uCHdlu5
if she enters your room and skip chair to sit on the bed, my brother she's no more a virgin. please use condom. 🤣
@INOAT66 @YMwera65035 😂🔥
t.co/RRhLhS90Xh Couldn't have said it any better! Forgive me if I have made you stray from God in the past.....really.🙏 #MillicentMusuwo t.co/FZFsTFyofJ
@_iamchimapaul Hi Paul
I feel it for Mbappe dawg. He must be the most frustrated fella right now. Also Unchecked Ego is dangerous.
Let's just leave it casual, we're hiring t.co/GPVhK1z9sg
Anankabango t.co/GG5ogmC6g8
@FrankJossamwale @NthandaManduwi Wandicthula ngati ukundiziwa ase. @NthandaManduwi is my future wife ase
MK60,000 per month is insane
@gome_guyMw State of our nation but someone will say 900k salary is for jokes
@book_worm_II @gome_guyMw Duality of life
@gome_guyMw Zochitika mbweee
@uhurumajo @book_worm_II The duality of man. t.co/p1uMdEjnb0
@gome_guyMw Ntonyo wa a day uwu😂💔
@comely_ian 6 glasses of wine
@gome_guyMw 8-5pm and on a weekend too
@debbie087 Bolaso slavery
@gome_guyMw @Vanessamacheso Akuti ndi 160k. 🤭
@Thandieeeeeeh1 @Vanessamacheso Net? Gross?
@gome_guyMw La bundle?
@gome_guyMw That's an amount of 2 Pizza boxes.
@Emmanuel1758204 thats literally 6grams
@Katlego_265 kayatu chief
@gome_guyMw @Emmanuel1758204 Grams of what
@NattyNatty97 @Emmanuel1758204 Yes
@gome_guyMw Ukhala nyumba yamagetsi koma
@gome_guyMw As in a renumeration package? Or subscription for something ?
@gome_guyMw And the working hours are also crazy
@Wendylizle Nkhanza izi
@EddyFlyAfricvn Eh zili pamudzi pano chief
@gome_guyMw @Chinosssssssss I had so much to say but I had to shut up realising I don’t employ anyone. Komabe that’s some crazy work 😅
@NeyTipa I pay my house help 100k. Sizoona izi abale 💀
Achina manie ali mmadzi t.co/azEHzNjm3C
Time to separate the pros from cons t.co/igTEw09BEi
@Nchosauce @KabogozzaBrian Akulu, kungofikira misempha?😂😂
@BongsMahlangu_ @MsRabe_ Askies, kunzima😅🤣🤣🤣
YLC Quotes t.co/tY51c98o3n
Baleka!!! t.co/eY55459vSu
@marysmanutd Anaiwala 1 designer yo he's re editing it, am not deleting coz am enjoying the engagement
@Ihunanya_chi #surrender is the word! ‐--- No retreat, no surrender!!!!!! t.co/eFy6nnBVZu
This life no balance at all....yohhh😅🤣🤣🤣🤣...the way I used to hate on the "bus preachers", thinking they just want money and are tricksters. Life will humble you oo #419
Munthu Wokuti sana gwilisepo #PitLatrine sangandi wuze chochita! 🤞
Nothing will humble you like having diarrhoea and using a #PitLatrine #Sanitation #WASH #BucketSystem #XenoPropaganda
@MizzVeron 😂😂😂😂iiiiih mhuuuuh ukati walowa walowanso when you get diarrhea 💀umayaluka pa mudzi
@MizzVeron Ife tikunyerabe mommo mpaka Pano 😂😂😂
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20% off only at TRUTH from Saturday🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Come through for beers, good music and Games‼️ Area 22📍📍📍 t.co/ew0qJm0nDm
Shuwa is now out on YouTube 🙌🔥 t.co/G4Bn6vJ4DG #Zonke #Shuwa t.co/popIIEMMNL t.co/siEhFOGro4
Start your morning with this jam🥳🔥🔥🔥 t.co/PVil9Spztb #Fadamoti #Jump t.co/o1Lob6B0r4 t.co/g6Af29G3HC
No more bad days coming your way, Merchah is back on Spotify to spice up your days. t.co/ZdubMtAYMZ #Merchah #Okay t.co/ifa3isHw4D t.co/1vCGFIn5ri
20% off only at TRUTH from Saturday🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Come through for beers, good music and Games‼️ Area 22📍📍📍 t.co/gFxnOMpoyl
We need their collabo now and again, anthu awawa they align so well asah🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥 t.co/aF46NQwfDP #Zonke #Tuno t.co/DBkCLwjnMi
This young man is talented🫡 Okay is a certified Banger 🙌🔥🔥 t.co/rvFpdCQUcJ #Okay #Merchah t.co/YyLhHd0Biw t.co/WDRJRJaZ54
Zonke Too Fresh ft Tuno - SHUWA 🔥 STREAMING NOW ON YOUTUBE t.co/NiZ9xWnaLv #Zonke #Shuwa t.co/6kCyeJMW9m
@Merchah_ dropped a new song "Okay" here is the YouTube link 🔗 🔗 🖇️ Enjoy t.co/SYIuOxE0yR t.co/ozswi0K6Fl
Sometimes all you need is the right environment.
Lol t.co/xsmqofXqlI
@azakegrn 🚮
Koma ase🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Song of the year🙌🔥🔥🔥🔥 t.co/72RVlCesnI #Zonke #Shuwa
2025 FOTON TUNLAND G7 DOUBLE CABIN Brand-new Mileage 000020km Diesel engine 2.0L Cummin engine Automatic transmission Truck/Bakkie Price: MK135,000,000 Blantyre Contact: +265 893 26 82 32 Email: hotwheelsblantyre@gmail.com #fyp #hotwheelsblantyre t.co/nC46IvDkBZ
@95MYNRD 160K
Looking for housemates. 3 bedroom house in manja, stand alone, has a geyser, rooms have wardrobes, its 400,000 a month, requires advance payments of either 2 or 3 months. Rent will be split equally. FEMALES ONLY 0880442008
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@vickrayz @MalawiGovt Akakuyakhani mutiuze
@TheRedMr1 @talkSPORT I know him
Alright t.co/NN4vwmzbZl
@Covenant_one Apiligado ba
Ujeni uyu🤣🤣🙌 t.co/8dXbaTvgoT
@VinjeruO Anthu mumakhala kuti kodi?
@Nyenyezi12 Location ??
@takesbytom Strap Cody's title on him ASAP
@mels896 For real??
@lbjoza Eeeh the backlash yokhayo, ndipo if my phone was off and didn't notice the error nsanga eeeh I would have been buried 😂
Mastery by Robert Green is a great book
Application sent t.co/VCTywlc0fI
@SunderlandAFC @LucozadeEnergy Bruno 3 assists 🔥
@mels896 @kvnobi t.co/ACC0gYjIgJ
Today I could have made it 100 Million
Unc Case Fred Vitinha Nuno Mendes t.co/89RXg7qEJh
Valid t.co/lA6hXaGxwj
@HatsaVii Nde life yabwanji chief
@VinceChinyama @lakeshepherd1 Inflation is already at all time highs, Taxes left and right nde mubweleso ndi devaluation lol. Middle class kuiphelatu
A very very big fool t.co/OkivSeq7yg
@EnglishGreen_ @LCFC Mostly when their owner passed inn that plane crash. Ranieri is mid you can't expect him to stay competitive for 5 seasons straight
@spectatorindex Serious business
@azakegrn 16
IPhone 11 True Tone ✅ Face ID ✅ BH 78% Icloud Free 128 GB storage 😇 MK750,000 slightly negotiable 🙏 Blantyre📍 0994430726✨ t.co/QEUPAHUKsI
"Be humble" #US speak and 'Kumazichepesa' #Chichewa are not the same thing 🤐 Or are they?
@Vende265 Zisakusowetse mtendere fada
@NyakegoMaponya @PlugKaunjika1 😅🤣🤣🤣 I trust gogos wisdom
@JnrFrey Mwana wa kwathu, unopened ndani.🤣🤣 Drip on 10/10
Whatsapp nde wabweletsa ma ads uku😭
@OG_Chipasula @Ndogo4201 😂😂 mwanveka bwana
@SlumBros_2020 "Who did this to you?"😅🤣🤣🤣 YOU niggah 🫠
@Doraispretty Sounds the same to me
@Oompitjie I wish it was like that but nah you're not
@Nosihle_Ngemaa 0
@waseemshoukat92 @ManUtd @Snapdragon That volley against Newcastle was better
Dembele is a cool nigga fuck mbappe t.co/NqWvhlMwxE
What part of the game is this?? t.co/JJrTJXnNKq
@T_o_t_i_e Eh eh 😂
Check out SHIME's video! #TikTok t.co/Zp74j1S0Ye
You wake up in 2023.....#shime #trend #instagram t.co/bcvS6wqbpQ
@MervinNdhlovu Just a jersey number.there is 65 aswel for the 65th independence
Arsenal make the Champions League final and TalkSPORT go running to Adebayor for opinions. Out of all Arsenal legends, they picked the one man who hates Arsenal more than Spurs fans do. Media agenda against Arsenal is genuinely shameless. t.co/HCfTiN6sFu
" tell me how a nuclear reactor works, or I'll have one of these soldiers throw you off this helicopter " 😭 t.co/ra0DC3IINR
@DITRHipHop Big tune
@yungnstackin Lmaooooooo
@WayneBanya Eya ase
@CleoAziz 💀
@ElManzy27 Noted bwana
@che_kapenda @d_dot_k He's just a rule follower abale
@Ambrvse333 @d_dot_k @Nate2V IIIH KOMA NDASEKA #BOONDOCKS was something else
@Makharealz @d_dot_k Rules are meant to be broken