Personal Chatter and Humor
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Hustle ndi hustle, koma, samoosa saakhala wa mpunga@MizzVeron
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Ku Malawi anthu amatha kumakudziwa kuposa mene umaziziwila iwe mwini.
@Loki_Megaa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kuno kuli anthu odabwisa tu
@Loki_Megaa @martin_ery43 Especially pamudzi pano amakufotokozatu😂😂🙌
@ElManzy27 Heavy man😂
@chimzynguku126 @martin_ery43 Yako yonse kuyiyala
@Loki_Megaa @martin_ery43 😂😂
@Loki_Megaa @AstroShumba Kuli ma description
Been a minute💗 t.co/8d8AhTSmkP
@Florenc31547675 Habari
Let's just leave it casual, we're hiring t.co/GPVhK1z9sg
@BlessingsSpud 160K
Easy Peasy! Light work👍 Don't let laptop hinges hinder your laptop usage, let us handle it 0994254199 Lilongwe t.co/4arZYYxZA8
House cleaning👍 t.co/ZePmvGi9n5
@WanaMaona Abwere ameneyu timuone basi👍
Hustle ndi hustle, koma, samoosa saakhala wa mpunga🫠🤣😅😂😂😂😂 #LILONGWE #LCity #LilongweHappenings
Sizobisaso iyayi mukafuna otuta nchenga ndilipo😎
The King Of Amapiano 🌟 Fadda motti just dropped a banger yall🙌🏽 t.co/kJ9K1KcEVX⛓️💥 #Fadamoti #Jump t.co/icAcHHAaJW
@KhananiShingan1 @HermainExcel Yes, and it must come from #raghadi!!! --- My friends and I wear these as costumes when we gate-crash weddings for free food😂😂🤞
@KhananiShingan1 @HermainExcel Ewe......first in line 🤣🤣😅
We're hiring t.co/iAc1ZePDjx t.co/LFUqsj1aFv
@AnzowFrank @trey_makavelii Osati achina #Nyasalan koma #Glennfidich
Eetu ife timanena, ukhoza kungopezeka wafa chokhala🙌 t.co/jvxap5lWfc
@lebojoycechauke @Missy_emporium Those are big moves my sister, it's important to invest in yourself!
@trey_makavelii Inde fadah, nde ukhale ndi diarrhoea asaaaa😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's a full on leg day exercise 💪 😬
@MizzVeron Pamenepo ndi pamene sangandiuzire zochita 😂😂🙌
@trey_makavelii Bruh 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Comfort_Jarden Tikamati "Be Humble".....timatanthauza zimenezo. --- Tsiku loyaluka maka pamudzi pano silidziwika, umangozindikila zachitika.🫠🙉😂😂😂
@rensownp Iiiih isay....🤣🤣🤣 One day you'll come back to me ndithu. Bookmark this.🤞 ---- Ask the #Japanese why they have heated toilets.
@rensownp Waaaa 🤣🤣🤣🙉 ----- Nyengo zimasintha.....umazatola chikwama ndikuyamba kumwa wa mkaka daily. Nde nkaka umayamba kukuwenga, iwe kumagotsegula 🤞🤞🤞😅😂 #LactoseIntolerant
@rensownp Zimenezo!!!!!! Kudelela..... Life go humble you oo
Amalawi, yanu yija. Kutengeka ndi ma trends musanamvese zinthu bhobho. #Ragkadi = husband's aunt from the father's side #StrictlyForMarriedWomen --- That said, if your ragkadi is looking for #Shawls, I'm your #plug
Lmao t.co/FwXYq5Uo7y
Today in Dowa, we held a community dialogue with traditional and community leaders in the Chivala area under our ongoing IMS Economic empowerment Initiative. #DisabilityInclusion #HumanRightsForAll #WAGDisabilityRights #Malawi #LeaveNoOneBehind t.co/topd1Fuqjs
@Kwa_Manje Really? Where else did you see it milady😅😅🤣
@GloriousXXVII @this_is__angel @Hannahkafulla @Kwa_Manje Birds of the same feathers flock together... Don't mind her
@4Eddiey The only mbalame I know is Tiiiimba!
Merchah makes beautiful music man eish🔥 And this song is what of them🙌🏽 t.co/7LC8J2UXES⛓️💥 t.co/2btDZxSwo1
@Comfort_Jarden @Laflemokaris Iiih koma guys 😂😂😂
Why do girls find it offensive when someone says wanenepatu. Koma mitu yanu imagwira ?
@Magodi_90 😂😂😂😂 anamuchapa
@Comfort_Jarden Anthu odabwitsa kwambiri 😂
@Crown_Me_HOV Cant relate t.co/vKkAgYkdrY
@Crown_Me_HOV Feeling the impacts of climate change hey? t.co/1MizmhbRri
👊🏿 Audio music mixing and mastering t.co/bHx38AvZuQ
Application sent t.co/VCTywlc0fI
@_jouce I wonder why lmao
@EddyFlyAfricvn t.co/7SBmAdeoUv
@naferene_ Fenks
Anankabango t.co/GG5ogmC6g8
A Zimbo accent will expose you every single time!!! 😭 t.co/2usll8C4ko
@ChimphambaPeace @DarkkPurple_ Lmaoooo
Em El wama aku dropper. eh, kwaAura kwarimbi...💚❤️🔥
@such_bae Interior design imativuta amalawi
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Mkaka othila khofi eti🤦🏿
Iphone 13promax 78% 128 Face id True tone 💯 Lilongwe 0886420555 @1.950 nego ndi bhobho t.co/opdREjYlXh
Can I be your friend? Lol.. t.co/7YgXC7pu7I
@Wendylizle Nkhanza izi
@NeyTipa I pay my house help 100k. Sizoona izi abale 💀
TV ya first copy mpaka 2.4mn? Sizoona
@gome_guyMw Black market boss.
@PhilOhSoFar We normalised this NONSENSE?
@gome_guyMw It is what it is 😂
@gome_guyMw you spelled "fake" wrong
@gome_guyMw Tag 🏷️ them directly 😆
@gome_guyMw 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
@gome_guyMw Tag them 😂
@gome_guyMw 🤣
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Kodi middle class imayambira ndalama zingati?
Winawake amagulisa tima phone tating'ono pa price yabho, tag him
The kind of Sunday people talk about after 🤍🍷 Tickets 🎟: t.co/U5dZLEt08B #VinōirSoirée #SundaySoirée #VinōFestival #BlantyreSportsClub t.co/aAMlOWwCy2
Zonke X Tuno👤👤 Shuwa Official Music Video 📹 Out Now on all Music Platform❗️ t.co/nVX3bYdaqK⛓️💥 #Zonke #Shuwa t.co/M5WhqJxOzp
TRUTH GENTLEMEN’S NIGHT This Saturday at Truth: 🥩 Free Braai 🍺 Buy 4, Get 1 Free 🔥 20% discount on All Beers The experience at Truth is so addictive, it makes you want to come back every day. 📍 Area 22 (Before Penyenye Corner) t.co/yBgKzOL2WF
Any update on this? t.co/5squP0YBnP
First lead single of his upcoming EP is now out🙏🕺🏼 It’ll be his first EP since he moved to Johannesburg. Stream it here t.co/Tsp937Mjg4 #lotto #Janta t.co/vEOPRemzLX
Nkhanza zokha zokha
@OnesimusMuzik For Me!!
Say it again oo t.co/YFYG4F2G38
@Gibsonaila @IAmSteveHarvey Tf💀
@Vinnydraws04 Dolo kwambili
@rigathi @vinguard254 Kiongozi
@Teekay009 @Comfort_Jarden Eh 😞
@MalcolmXI1710 Osafooka
@TheeMagzMunty Alumni wadabwa 😭
@OnesimusMuzik Butter
Alot of women are only 'poor' because of morals
@RuthSummie @ChibweLumpa Read 4.
@JnrFrey Remaining with this one boss but you can order the one you want from us. t.co/5g3zFCmopW
@sheisafairyyy Like how 😂🥲💔
This makes alot more sense for someone like him tho. Coz lot of coaches damage their momentum by jumping too quickly into “superclub chaos” jobs where expectations are unrealistic from day one. t.co/KOZzZIXcFs
@BrentfordFC If you don't win please don't lose
@Kylar_Diamond 😭 I mean I was just like "interesting" choice of walk tiles ehb
@Doraispretty neither, but I will put it this was, " I want to know you better"😁
Did you know? You can be "fully black African" but not 'identify' as black? And vice versa. ---- #AffirmativeAction #AA #Boondocks #passing #BlackColoured #Coloured #AfricanAmerica #RachelDolezal #Penedo #Bleaching
Kukupanga feature ulipira ngati sulipira
Kutulutsa album chaka chiko kuchema
@UtdKobi Sanne Lamens Goof goalkeepers are rare
t.co/dXXlHFRrwZ This is from (arguably), #JustinBeiber's best album. What a JAM.....what a time to have been alive! #belieber #JB
Just gone back to probably the most DILLA sounding, maybe even INSPIRED 👐🏾 album The Roots ever made. TOTAL classic, they all know it & also one of my all time FAVORITES. NOBODY makes rap like this anynore Thank you for your attention to this matter - RAP AFFICIANADO Mr_Dzinkah t.co/Fk1ACmo5ie
@punjie566030 Tiyeni ku Mulanje Nkhuni zufunikadi
@misslollipop420 Here you go t.co/MxEJhUoZjs
@Gwetse1 👎 👎 👎 👎 👎 👎 👎
@Mashaluhangah Shaaaaa
@4real4lyf Brother Abel, did you ever #Win the car? I remember you sowing generously that year.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤞🤐
@SunderlandAFC @LucozadeEnergy Bruno 3 assists 🔥
@mels896 @kvnobi t.co/ACC0gYjIgJ