Personal Chatter
Malawians are sharing their personal thoughts and experiences, including their opinions on relationships, friendship, and the importance of remembering things.
If you find good people, keep them with you.@mo_Aadzy
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The largest district in Malawi the M'mbelwa District Council, today is unveiling a MK600 milliin caterpillar Grader t.co/qpfkKrR9KR
@Hopemalopa 🔥
@Hopemalopa Council has bought this? This is nice then🙏🫡
Ndipo ndizowona, anyway odi wayimbile phone amuna 😭🤣🤣🤣 t.co/Zwh0UOrHRq
@Kwa_Manje Ayi uyu ndi soulmate izathese ndi imfa😭😂😂
Ndizabweza chani ine kwa mayanga? What a song 🙌🔥 Jump in: t.co/qO3jSHt6yy t.co/Gd7BaB7RP2
Get ready for the Landlord Pakwao Concert featuring Gwamba 🇲🇼 and Ruger 🇳🇬, alongside an incredible lineup of Malawi's finest artists. 📅 1 August 2026 📍 Bingu National Stadium 🎟️ Secure your ticket now t.co/LHX76GZc5R t.co/lLJnCuUlMG
🦐 Stall bookings are open! 📍 Café Five79 📅 25 July 2026 📞 0995 170 525 Secure your space today and join Malawi's biggest seafood celebration. 🌊🔥 🎟:t.co/PMEjtrXYqi t.co/9k8nd3Nug4
President Mutharika has returned from South Africa, discusses migrant violence with President Ramaphosa, and assures continued support for Malawians affected. t.co/LwPaFM3QHk
Halftime: FDH Bank Premiership FCB Nyasa Big Bullets 0-0 Masters FC #442Malawi t.co/TNmTaPNqqL
Ndakumanaso ndi a Yesu lero, koma sanali mu mood yocheza, anangoti Aile Fada t.co/ozw12g6huG
@ZuluMangani1 People are brutal 💔
@khumbomajiga @ZuluMangani1 Malawians are stupid 🤣
@ZhaneGp @ZuluMangani1 😭😅we are ineso
@ZuluMangani1 😅😅🤣🤣zugwirizana pati eti 😅🤣🤣
@ZuluMangani1 dark humor 🤣🤣🤣💔💀
@ZuluMangani1 Facebook amwene🤣
@Siwinda_Jnr 😂😂Uku anthu nde amakuphika zeni zeni 😂 osatiso za chigoba😂
@Able339101 😂😂😂
@FrankJossamwale 😂😂😂
Making new friends because all the old ones got married. t.co/1YgzODKzbW
Humu ndani wana mmenyooka sana..mnauliza bei chap mnalipia mzigo ..mmetisha sana wapwa..endeleeni kuniinua..mahindi bado yapo..🙏🌿🌿 #visitsongea t.co/1sACZsvw6J
Seeing someone you love very happy is a top tier feeling man.
If you find good people, keep them with you.
@SSssebunya @BBCAfrica Stop extra-judicial brutality & crimes What you forget to understand is that your country is made up of both sides of #political_divergence. You've been using the #system to silence voices of critics, jailing and sentencing them to dèath for just because they don't agree with you
Time passes so fast. ⏰ t.co/xwj7FHlSle
Me trying to remember something I told myself to remember, but all I can remember is that I wasn't supposed to forget. t.co/RG3FoyWHmo
@CandyScilla 😂😂😂 both did kaya.
@bobphondo Tawonani. Voter apathy. Responsible citizens vote.
@Canalmw98 Iyiyi timati marriage of conveniences for both parties t.co/ssXH9spnmX
Munthu maliro amamuna wake osawuzidwa, kuwonera pa social media😒🙌🏾
If TwitterMw had a Hall of Fame, Uncle Ngi’s name would be right there 😂🔥 Too many legendary tweets that still hit years later. 🤣🙌🏾 t.co/WBtDFhjK1L
@InfoMinZW Hanzi dzokai henyu asi property yenyu ichaitwa rebate is property ya 2022. That property must be at least 4 years in your possession for it to qualify for rebate 😅😅😅😅😅😅. 4 good years. Vakomana ka
@dronicgoodfello Haha. Koma ase, dzulo top DJ winawake anandi caller kunoko kuti tikamenye ma FIFA koma simmene wandichapila, ndinangoti koma Dronic akanakhala kuti amakhala kunoko, bwezi wakuchapani mix amati tikupepuka. 😂
Some girl posted a video of Tiko on TT kuti abweze ndalama yake, I was about to comment kuti zofuna izi ah 🤣
'The privilege' t.co/W1P5rjTzxW
It's Monday vibes t.co/WKO34GOEU3
@NomzieB_ When you're lucky 😂
@kula_dao When capital, transparency, and governance come together, impact becomes something people can verify not just talk about. 🌍
@NoContextMalawi 🤣🤣🤣
The whole inquiry is rigged. Chojamisila signal ndi chan?🥹 Timafuna timvetseletu nafeso. Cholinga amve okha kenako apange filter tina ndi tina😂😀
The way life goes😅😅 t.co/Sq7kGxtdwm
Looking for the ultimate birthday party idea? 🎂🎈 Skip the usual and bring the squad to the track! #GoKartBirthday #TrackDays #LilongweEvents #KidsParties #XperienceGoKart t.co/iZImcFB8tx
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Chakwera was heartless man smh
Two days. One venue. Endless vibes. 🔥🫵 📍 Blues Bar & Restaurant #WinterAndBlues #BluesBarAndRestaurant #WinterWeekendFusion #SoulFoodSunday t.co/z0Ad6NZqmu
Minister of Education Hon Bright Msaka Sc visited three secondary schools, namely Katoto, Mary Mount, and Mzuzu Government Secondary School in Mzuzu, where students have started sitting for their MSCE examinations. t.co/oPeIeScuoM
POV: Obsessed with how the sun paints a different sky every single day. t.co/4c4UOvbbTF
@_Ovilera 's EP is now out 🫵🔥 Check it out: t.co/T0PKRUGvFF t.co/XaAM8kapKC
@Marygoldgoldmar 😭😭😭 what was it supposed to be?
@Tee1150640 Your faves are real??
The Government of South Africa says tomorrow , Tuesday 30th June 2026 remains a normal working day. Public services, schools and businesses are expected to continue operating as normal. t.co/J7xIr5QL3v
A ba le fully active 🔥✌️ t.co/35Cntdv7rH
@CQuill97 🤣🤣 you comic lovers are crazy. Whose gonna watch this?
Brand new sealed Google Pixel 7 Pro 128GB 1.680M 0995508154 t.co/mXCCPOEN7a
@henriagain @Marygoldgoldmar 😭😭😭 that is a great joke I will be honest
@Kwa_Manje @nyirenda64145 Koma iweyo 😭🤣
@masaka426 😅😂 Okay za nice
@95MYNRD Ayiii sitivomeleza 😂 it's a new update on all accounts...mukateno muzisearcher ma blue movie smh
@MrJazza_ Sanapange handle bho maliro a Vice wake. Mary is spilling.
@vickrayz Apita ku space😭 Happy birthday basi
It was supposed to be dead. Blocked by Cabinet. Flagged by the ACB. Raised by the IMF in 2023. Yet the K200 billion East Bridge fertilizer deal came back to life, costing taxpayers billions and culminating in high-level government arrests. t.co/o32TfjWq5g
Thank you #Illovosugar t.co/7fKcNUXBPR
@_MarcvsAurelivs Link me
Fr 🤣🤣🤣🙌 t.co/l6dXXQW9Z0
@masaka426 Chani 😅
@Kenneth03Mw @lizziekassam Lizzie is the next big deal
There was no custom prior as the Targaryans came from Valyria. In the books, the author was pointing out how misogynistic people can be to make things up just so theor prejudices can be satisfied. t.co/KEULfagkP3
"we'll do it for Ronaldo" Vitinha: t.co/j01DP8l8ov
This Brazil v Japan war is one for the ages lmaooooo
1,000,000 t.co/kiO9w5ooqI
@MrJazza_ @_MarcvsAurelivs They streamed it on YouTube so it’s still there.
@_MarcvsAurelivs ?
@SSFootball I can see Japan killing the Brazilians toady
@KManTTxs @Marvelorz @phakama_darkie @LCabonena South Africa gained independence in 1910 - the oldest independence in Africa. Blacks got Freedom 32 years ago. But your passing mark is 30% so this probably part of the 70% you failed
Unc Casimiro, football has left you.
@Yhugho01 @KennyOnThaBeat_ Weekend
@Atatepanda Fully
@itachi_198103 Yeah, you really know him. 😂 Nigga could drift, mamamama! Akangoyamba cha pa Mangochi Secondary paja, nde kuti tafikilatu kale kuti tionelele. Pena umazangopeza fumbi ndi ma circles basi. Kale lowaza heve! 🤣🔥🙌🏾
I admire the lifestyle of COWS man. Just moo and eating grass all day. Fantastic!
@B1Daredevilz This is sooooooo Annie Matumbi coded.
God damn 🫠 t.co/KHTqiKJKBr
Because dumb people like you exist t.co/yoezqIM2lA
Oh ... t.co/PRP5W4CHyt
Smh t.co/802hTvXaxc
@Djvngxbawa Insane stuff.
@skatad7 @Danstro_ Actually anachita kubvutisa kuti amupase t.co/lHgfKXmT0n
@ChifuniroDamson Thank you ☺️
@ZambianObserver Yabaaaa
I just know AC Milan made an inquiry, but I can't prove it t.co/lvWmg1vrFS
Cole's verse fire but butcher's is deep these niggars not listening...🔥 t.co/eCXNwvXNzU
Warm up at the Pop Up! 📍 Venue: COCOS @ KOA 📅 Date: 31 July 🕒 Time: 3PM – 10PM 🎟 Entry: MK25,000 🎫 Free entry when you purchase a Lake of Stars Festival ticket 🔥 Warm-up shot available at the door 🎟 Tickets: t.co/FXxu1yRcT1 t.co/B4vuazV2hB
when you come from nothing you appreciate everything.
@JulioMulenga Pamavuto pa mtendere paja pamaoneka chonchi
- Land of the Uzbeks t.co/CMpU9GkAPf
Aaaaaah 😔 this is heartbreaking
Vin t.co/Egt6oP0D2Y
@_takondwa *millenials Not Gen Z
The first Mia Khalifa to trend in 2012 from area 18 t.co/WZrX8r9N9k
Nchilungamo muli mtendere ochuluka
@emori2028 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SqSehrish 30
@Eability24 Thanks
@shevie181 Thanks
@ndlovugiven159 Thanks
t.co/p9mpAbRx4F t.co/6fOESMBdQ1
@rifiloedikgale @Patriot_S_A @MbalulaFikile But the fight is embarrassing 😅🤣
@d_ocheido AMEN 🙏
@Asaph_E Eeeh tiyesa mawa
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 t.co/67YEOiskgZ
I still cant believe they dropped an atomic bomb on Japan like that t.co/GlrRaGz65L
@PhilOhSoFar Send him to the gulag
@Djvngxbawa 💔
@veetutula @_MarcvsAurelivs Bring in a flash
@MrJazza_ Parliament page.