Miscellaneous Conversation
Malawians are sharing miscellaneous information and opinions on social media, including their favorite artists and football players.
Chi Drake chimafilidwa@iamcrakie
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So @onjezani & the citizens’ movement are repatriating 85 Malawians at K253,000 per person. Yet @MalawiGovt says it needs K24 billion to repatriate 10,000 people, a cost of K2.4 million per person. That is nearly 10 times more expensive... t.co/tRuAGiAlG4
@onjezani @MalawiGovt The numbers raise serious questions about efficiency & value for money in public spending. When citizens can achieve the same humanitarian goal at a fraction of the cost, taxpayers deserve clear answers: Why is government spending so much more? Where is the money going?
@mcbrams @onjezani @MalawiGovt Govt budget makes sense because the buses they hire have heated and massage seats. Passengers enjoy KFC bucket (21 pcs) each. Kungonenako zochepa.
@mcbrams @onjezani @MalawiGovt Kuba
@Luh_Harvey @onjezani @MalawiGovt Kuma Pule, undisamale. 🤔
@mcbrams @onjezani @MalawiGovt Pepani.
@mcbrams @onjezani @MalawiGovt Mbava za anthu... wonder why y'all are still surprised after everything they have done
Munthu maliro amamuna wake osawuzidwa, kuwonera pa social media😒🙌🏾
@ezel_joweh Of course, and to learn that they never did come forth even weeks or months after all that zachisoni kwabasi.
If TwitterMw had a Hall of Fame, Uncle Ngi’s name would be right there 😂🔥 Too many legendary tweets that still hit years later. 🤣🙌🏾 t.co/WBtDFhjK1L
Magetsi akuyaka kwanuko? Madzi ayamba kutuluka kwanuko? Malawians life nowadays.
There are times when i feel like giving up but just a look at the @thegiftofchess chess board gives me strength to carry on ... Thank you chess teachers who supported to teach chess in school for 10 weeks as part of @UyangaByambaa chess research program and thank you Uyanga for t.co/AN6h8v7Jz0
Tikamati vote for change this is exactly what we mean....try leaders that want change not just their old jobs back t.co/OF8daQD3yB
He was very dynamic today! . t.co/JFSUl2qlzb
There’s definitely someone out there who’d still be interested. t.co/tAlMKyc0j1
@iamcrakie Koma guys lol
One of my favourite artists....now we finally getting that ticket 🔥✊️ t.co/J3yktdaL8N
You not alone...we got @Diddy and @kanyewest t.co/4O3vLn4uAJ
Koma Namadingo akupanga za udolo🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 t.co/PozEa9Ta5G
Chi Drake chimafilidwa. 🤣🙌🏾 t.co/aPVa9qVjni
This a second in- transit vehicle destined for Zimbabwe making an accident within a week, akuti yaomba munthu near Ekwendeni trading centre in Mzimba North...people from East Zambia and Northern Zimbabwe prefer to use the Songwe border t.co/reSnSX2tg4
Game impressionz!!!!🔥😉😉😉😉. t.co/60eMXW5KYN
According to Jacinta this number is thousands... t.co/48w0QePYqW
@B1Daredevilz This is sooooooo Annie Matumbi coded.
Kodi anthu aku Liwonde zima trainzi zilipo zingati? Zayamba kusokosa mmawa & till now🙄
@Kukwithu Station imeneyo ndi ya busy kwambiri
@merv_inn Eeeh alarm sikumvekaso koma ma train
@Kukwithu Pali train imodz yokwera athu nde Pali zima gusi zmanyamuka coal zmenezo nde ndzambili mbili
@Kukwithu Kumeneko ndi choncho ndithu
@Kukwithu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Hyperloll4 Ndifetu olemera aMalawi🤣🤣
@Kukwithu @Hyperloll4 Zolowera nzanga ine nazolowela😂😂😂😂😂😂💔
@Mwaii10 @Hyperloll4 Koma zingazuse baby tu izi😭🤣🤣
@Kukwithu @Hyperloll4 At first sindinkagona but u get used to it😂😂😂💔pano nachokako napuma
@Kukwithu @Hyperloll4 🤣🤣🤣🤣Ndipo ungozolowela
@vanchris99 @Hyperloll4 Siochedwako🤣🤣
@Kukwithu Nde nanji ukhale around Machinga hospital 🙌
@Mwaii10 @Hyperloll4 Zofunika kuzoloweradi, glad sizochedwa tabwelera😭🤣🤣
@Kukwithu @Hyperloll4 Moti Friday ukhala wapita
@vanchris99 @Hyperloll4 Eya before that even
@Kukwithu @Hyperloll4 😌ok
@Kukwithu @Hyperloll4 We stopped hearing it pano😆
Blue t.co/2rgWM5kdtM
Love APM
Ndizabweze chani t.co/ogfjvte391
@Djvngxbawa Asked for a meeting and none was given. Ati ali busy koma mutha kukumana ndi a First Lady ndi azimayi akumpingo.
@HopeKapulula Suzuki😭🔥🔥🔥
We made it today,🔥🔥let's focus on next game💯💛💚💙Brazilians t.co/I5uqSv9aQx
Couldn't agree more. You attract what you consistently are. t.co/zb9glcbX4X
@AlipoAndrewsII 😂😂😂😂
@a_chitsosa Depending on size from 10 upwards
Big Gabi, i wasnt familiar with your crossing game. We need to use it next season. 😳 #Fıfaworldcup
@merv_inn Akafuna madifenda tilipo
@chawabeats Vyachitima 😂😂😂
Time passes so fast. ⏰ t.co/xwj7FHlSle
welcoming our Rev JK Mthinda t.co/aom3aWmZpW
Exactly!!😂😂😂😂 t.co/4cvOfbSikg
Hey man I've been thinking this @Mwayi_XO t.co/R8EvXUfMWg
Sorry but there will be an African Team in between RO32-SF In This ! End of story MFS!!! t.co/hHRsVeXGSd
@Vardy_thee_goat Iiih zauzeleza ife yaye😂😂
@Mangwecha Koma this ticket mmmm tiike ma pemphero🙃🙃🙃
Who knew giving one baby extra cuddles would start a jealousy contest? Don't worry, my nephew and nieces, you're all my favorites... just on different shifts. 😂❤️🥰
@Ngwencane5 Whatever you're smoking bro, give me his number i need some.
@mampapatla6 @OMtyambizi @Kgoshigadi_TT @MYANC You just accounted for them
@cabanga_nje__ @Kgoshigadi_TT What are those struggles that make you fear foreigners?
Ukwati anapanga ndi ngongole mwina t.co/S6fWUJnYXh
All that to think a population of 3m can impact their livelihoods. t.co/H7PX4lgVyW
🤣🤣🤣💀 t.co/f2jTQfJ7E5
Wow!! t.co/3RCEk8N7Mx
@itachi_198103 Yeah, you really know him. 😂 Nigga could drift, mamamama! Akangoyamba cha pa Mangochi Secondary paja, nde kuti tafikilatu kale kuti tionelele. Pena umazangopeza fumbi ndi ma circles basi. Kale lowaza heve! 🤣🔥🙌🏾
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When you find time take a break and visit likoma island......this is part of the Jetty being constructed by Government.. t.co/GUzAn0a1QB
Until that day....Lord always keep them safe t.co/6jGguMOGnf
This is actually great wow 😭🔥 Might attempt this soon 🤭 let me build strength first 😂 t.co/GHkudQe5zo
@user30billion @ShabbaKong @ZizinjaAbelungu South Africans don't even know their own history - first acts of xenophobia happened in 1995 soon after black freedom All that is happening isn't new - South Africans have always been afraid of foreigners and segregatitive. I think it comes from history - the territorial trait
Location t.co/tdejgYqhWb
Yap t.co/XHZvlnbma5
@Hyperloll4 Sigalimoto its equipment..come to think of it cars are costing 500 million ..used cars...so better getting these ones
Unc Casimiro, football has left you.
The Government of South Africa says tomorrow , Tuesday 30th June 2026 remains a normal working day. Public services, schools and businesses are expected to continue operating as normal. t.co/J7xIr5QL3v
Need another series like "I Will Find You" because wow that was a full masterpiece 🔥 Harlan Coben really did his thing with this one. The storytelling, the suspense, the plot twists whoa top tier. Any reccomendations
Man Utd great Casemiro carrying Brazil.
Martinelli on, TV off.
@SrZanga Thank you 🙏
@SimpleG35G Thanks
@Mike42726245 Wait
@kovikov1 @TheMindOfHY @TD_Mani Okay Kovio. Now you're bigger than Jay
You guys weren't in the same room right? t.co/PrFjysKcBs
@Akuzike_di Ife tinaziwona dzana Saturday to Sunday madzuro🤣🤣
@ManassehKa80435 Eeti Ase 🤣🤣🤣 Choncho Munthu Kubunyula Ungasiye?
@Untouched260 Usakane iyayi 😂😂
@ngXnmXn t.co/zwXMd9ic5z
@Validator365 @KaseraBM You killing others, lendering them homeless to demand accountability from your government???
@KManTTxs @Marvelorz @phakama_darkie @LCabonena South Africa gained independence in 1910 - the oldest independence in Africa. Blacks got Freedom 32 years ago. But your passing mark is 30% so this probably part of the 70% you failed
Because dumb people like you exist t.co/yoezqIM2lA
@Cinema8Maniac Actually fits the "alien" identity 🔥
The hardest part of wisdom is learning to stay silent when ego wants to speak.
World cup iyamba 3 am🔥🤝
@kondekid Kwenye mbs....ni kama ile asilimia 75 ya matumizi..inawahi kufika kuliko hata kipindi cha dr. FEI DIWANI na paediatric yake.
Mwagona osamudyesa mamuna wanu bwanji chavuta ndicha?
😭🤣🤣 t.co/yxBWVSxQLw
@FabrizioRomano 💛💚💙
Now this is a Superman CBM 🫡 t.co/WANVafsXs3
Japan wafa ngati Joni.
@theresaphondo Beautiful
What a save from Suzuki. 🙌
Gooooaaall!!
@NeilColemanSA @ZungulaVuyo @HistorySAZAR No - some companies will close before they are even able to replace employees You know the recruitment process Actually just tomorrow will cost billions to South Africa and businesses. Impact of immigrants leaving is negative on SA - picture rental income etc
@rere_ThaOg @tiidrotafrikka2 Ndechonchi akumunamizira mwana
@SSFootball I can see Japan killing the Brazilians toady
@Yhugho01 @KennyOnThaBeat_ Weekend
@InfoMinZW Hanzi dzokai henyu asi property yenyu ichaitwa rebate is property ya 2022. That property must be at least 4 years in your possession for it to qualify for rebate 😅😅😅😅😅😅. 4 good years. Vakomana ka
@Atatepanda Fully
I admire the lifestyle of COWS man. Just moo and eating grass all day. Fantastic!
God damn 🫠 t.co/KHTqiKJKBr
@Hopemalopa Last time l was in likoma was 2023 and this place looks the same 3 years later…not a good sign 💔
@Hopemalopa This project is still not completed? and I don't see any change since 2024 I was last there😏