Jul 01, 2026, 12:01 AM

Koma ma Fees nde akukwela LUANAR yaponya patali, ndamvaso kuti MZUNI yupanga zomwezo.

@jiggybets280 @Updateboyx Not just a sugardaddy. But a sugar daddy who owns a boat And we lit every weekend on retirement

my brain remembers embarrassing moments from 2014 but forgets why I walked into the kitchen

It was not easy for Superman t.co/DAe7GBaQOW

Mpaka 100% fees hike!! Koma yeah! 😂😂😂😂, kumalawi we are not going back. t.co/fg6XjSRp7u

At an age this makes more sense as a gift 🎁 than unnecessary parties t.co/iV9Y6fXNmr

@Equinox_9023 Press corporation is owned by press trust about 40% the trust which was set up by the gvt of Malawi under kamuzu

Tiko will never change smh t.co/P0tbnJdL4w

+1 t.co/RLSUHVExg3

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Thanks to my co author @JulievanDassen who passionately takes these issues seriously with a policy eye! @UNDP @PlatformMalawi @achpr_cadhp @NANHRI40 @ohchr @malawihumanrights t.co/E30mZ9xnxU

Mbappe will surpassed Messi 18 goals record before the 2026 World Cup ends

Olise + Mbappe🙌🏾😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

Olo number kuti timufunse ngati zili zoona t.co/0ngtHtmC4b

@brian_binali @gandalfw4 Compliment yi sikuti sanaione ayi. Yaonedwa koma she doesn't care. As long as wamupasa ka validation amafunako basi you can go to hell😂😂

All DPP candidates have lost by elections across the country....

Let's get it🥳🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 t.co/fU95xFH8Xl

@veryloudohn 🤣😭😭

@n5ars1 @PJ_LAHK @SamiMokbel_BBC Barcola will cost more than £130m as per @David_Ornstein

@StuartJohanne2 @TendaiChirau "reserved" ? There shouldn't be such a thing - there is enough cake for everyone. Also foreign nationals will have a network which helps reduce price for locals. Standard in every country. My barbers are from Tanzania and Burundi.. most shops Burundi's. No hate, we integrate

You can't tell me this is uncivilised. Who does this? 😢 t.co/4JhYOFfuqf

@Zorkason @FinPlanKaluAja1 It's not madness. New normal really. I run a Microfinance and I got a call from a Nigerian yesterday asking if we could arrange a loan for his business. It's an opportunity when we integrate. Network etc are the skills and opportunities locals benefit from.

@chambeshi101 Lack of confidence from the coaching staff... Always wants to ay it safe ,,defend then hope for a counter attack of which ends up killing themselves.. Look at how poor Senegal 🇸🇳 been playing 😴,,. Arabic nations have the arrogance to go bang4bang with European guys

@chambeshi101 Morocco 🇲🇦 last Worldcup had the same underdog mindset football of sitting deep in a low-block and defend but they now find some attacking balance and they are so dangerous in attack

When it rains, it pours! t.co/hXnNVKFbAC

@JnrFrey Loved watching Serena..great memories

@miss_mwale02 😭🙄

😂😂😂 t.co/odzzaEStl3

@dronicgoodfello @TouchlineX @Kwezinho_ Dembele had less than 10 starts in his league, and you tryna do what? Where's the consistency in that? Yes, he showed up in big moments and made headlines, but over the whole season the numbers and consistency matter too.

When I talk about not Trusting INEOS and Wilcox and Berrarda and Ridiculed 🤣🤣🤣 t.co/JVtgfZV20R

@Becky_Becky20 @JoleenIdah @misslollipop420 Uhh 😂 ase bwanji

@dronicgoodfello @TouchlineX @Kwezinho_ Bruh, Harry Kane is a striker, and right now no one is on his level in every aspect of being a striker. Then you want to exclude G/A like he's a winger? Oh my days.

@dronicgoodfello @TouchlineX @Kwezinho_ It's been two years since they introduced the new format, yet no one has touched the numbers Harry Kane has put up. Two whole years, and still nobody but Harry Kane. If it was just a glitch caused by the extra games, it would've been exposed in the very first season.

@OREnifeni @Updateboyx They wont writed "Disciplined Legacy" on your tombstone bro! YOLO

@Equinox_9023 😅😅 Bvuto lake ma assignment tikamakuuzani mukhale group lathu munkakamila kukhala la Ronaldo woti chilichonse amapanga yekha

Amad! Noway that against Norway!

@MJMoalusii @Noxxcee You passed Matric with 30% that's where the problem starts. The law is just and fair...

@n5ars1 @PJ_LAHK @SamiMokbel_BBC @David_Ornstein It's PSG we ate talking about,they have all the money they want ,besides they just sold Ramos for a classic fee to AC Milan and kang Lee on the way to Atletical so 🤷 they will definitely get a premium money from Barcola

@Tshehlo6647731 @chekgeri What will follow is - the government will allow some companies usually white owned to start recruiting that labour. Now people can't afford But curriculum Dubai and them have recruiters all over for these jobs. Sadly it's pure slavery they even hide their passports

@Tshehlo6647731 @chekgeri You can't call it exploitation - someone has to do those jobs are those wages. If you give a Malawian R4000 - they will cover rentals and food and still remain with 1000 to send home. That's how the ecosystem works.

@Mluh_Phakathi @chekgeri We been saying - but y'all putting hate ahead. All these marches will be useless and just result in loss of lives. Corrupt officials, leaders, police, etc are sourced from corrupt citizens. That's where reality check needs to come in

@pietmashika @chekgeri @PMOTION5 We been saying - but y'all putting hate ahead. All these marches will be useless and just result in losses of lives. Corrupt officials, leaders, police, etc are sourced from corrupt citizens. That's where reality check needs to come in

@KafulaLolo All the best neighbour

@Canalmw98 It will be all public universities that's how it works koma my worry is that private schools akwezaso mmene zatelemu eh

Please read the room 🤣🤣🤣 South Africans won't like this. t.co/DFbp171VHS

Funny how Spain are a small giant and Portugal literally far from this chat. t.co/Xt0pEcQgAz

They progressed. With time. t.co/nuLoF3ufkB

Everyday you see a foreign consideration to a certain African nation How are they so backwards? Like they are in 1900.... How did they get stuck?? t.co/O0Coj2fbdh

Let's be realistic the fees panali panja. Less than $500 a year for a degree programme? ($200 if you use black market rate) Yet we get aid or want IMF Ironic you put both in the same tweet. Laughable. t.co/2PfLdbXk8X

South Africans wanted so much a situation of unrest. You have 50% unemployed youth and the next thing you do is countrywide matches. You will learn the hardway. t.co/tkcJvLrfG4

He ranks out in almost everything bar shots on target, shots and goals But dribbles outside 50 Big chances created outside 50 xA outside 50🤣 He is behind Mbappe in G/A But .. Best rated player so far 🤣🤣🤣 t.co/irynptiBVH

@CFCMods 5 goals

As if Spain didn't get beat by Portugal in Nations League final and their best player plays in England t.co/vgTzkMZ8Bg

@destiny_ndlovu Accountability starts with courage to do the right thing. You didn't. This bed you set for yourselves and should lay in it. Now business will be disrupted for days, people will be unsafe... t.co/B8Vg9ItsGK

@destiny_ndlovu The country is burning because you followed arrogant leaders that started a march which everyone knew would result into this but still went ahead start it.

Well - you think the police, home affairs, politicians etc are all corrupt but your neighbours and relatives aren't? I will use a fallacy but u are all corrupt just haven't found an opportunity yet Actually looting, beating others, calling them names is corrupt mind and nature t.co/EKmsqPzHjS

@Brian5597414957 @SABCNews You will learn the hard ways

650k per annum was joked as is MK1,300,000 for a DEGREE.... It's basically free. t.co/mG7rGVOpal

All blood on Jacinta and them t.co/Z7M1Wv43sG

NANGA NDINGALIME 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 t.co/oLUPRjf7Lk

@Zorkason @FinPlanKaluAja1 This is what South Africa is following t.co/fZjBaT3Kaw

@asim_lfc @charlavic1 Sleep ,,. Arsenal are after Morgan Rodgers who is their priority target

Olise man🙌🏿

Mbappe Msowoya 🥳 t.co/1ASJP2ocIv

The talent in this French side? 🙌 #Fıfaworldcup2026

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@loveislandusa I just wanna know how many cakes were baked, I wan do this at my bday party

@BlessingsB3344 Iiih mawa tobwelere

@snufflezombiiie @Hyperloll4 Mukumata? 🤣🤣

@jesseemana Iyayi tikubwelera ku area 25🤣🤣

@ErnestVirtue Zimamveka mowonjeza?

@ZACHIBWANA Zimenezo nde zikumachezera🤣🤣

Mkati mwenmwen 🙌 t.co/oYHNMrEnj2

Lmao 🤣 🤣,,, These guys are so lazy 😴 t.co/H1IbbIt8U7

🤝 t.co/0YftAzyCA4

Really stress mwayi out with my love life.. Or lack thereof

Hollywood is burning t.co/kI22W6UxdR

Akumakwiya tu anthu ndi Mawu amenewa 🤣🤣🤣 t.co/eCycBCYCk8

Eeeh ku Malawi adhaa t.co/VtjWtSBGGb

Amadinho exse 😎🔥 t.co/nbSk5Su5kG

@praise_a_x Lmao ukuwedza nkhuni angel?

Everytime I remember being ridiculed at home these days I just put the focus on making sure I live a purposeful life for me. Coz I know nobody truly cares.

Oh shit 🤣🤣 t.co/GfqOP1QZQO

@dronicgoodfello @TouchlineX @Kwezinho_ Mbappe had no team achievements, he was trophyless, so what exactly did you want him to do? Individual performances can only carry you so far when the biggest awards usually consider team success too.

@AfricaFactsZone Meanwhile Malawians t.co/hHVXVC80f7

@SirKutemwa The profits are crazy...not sure what's stopping investors

Must be nice to get some here. t.co/NBAAMGGzC2

Wabaso chani?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 t.co/87D5TKu1RL

Interesting approach. I wonder why he wouldn'take it the most beautiful t.co/WyZ8eSSFCB

@mundubile wa pressure zoona. Abana AI. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 t.co/pDQU65CUEX

@skycee004 Kumakhala kulira ndimtima chabe 😂😂

Akazati Pali turn Pali turn t.co/mG1FVpGykV

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@WelBeast They think this is 2013 😭😭

@LarryMadowo I wonder which part of the world that could be 🤣

Isaiah Stiles better leave that B t.co/V4hREC6mfY

@gyaigyimii This isnt AI?

@YouDunnoVusi He'll be alot safer in Malawi

Hate it t.co/TUKjfPVqN4

@AFC_Beeb @SamiMokbel_BBC @HandofArsenal And PSG value Barcola higher price than that of Rodgers

@Canalmw98 Mubas ,must and unima ikhalaso yomweyi

@Canalmw98 Apapa needy xool ivuta