Jul 01, 2026, 06:01 AM

Jacinta Zuma 🚮😂 t.co/4izFmV96tw

Grateful for all my dreams that survived daylight.

Would never go to an event with whack branding. But that's just me.

How can anyone intelligent follow this man? 😂😂😂 t.co/hOMj0pxgmK

650k per annum was joked as is MK1,300,000 for a DEGREE.... It's basically free. t.co/mG7rGVOpal

Ecuador have parked the bus but Mexico is still piercing thru and scoring 🤣🤣🔥🔥 t.co/NbSaCure4j

Mbappe will surpassed Messi 18 goals record before the 2026 World Cup ends

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Tiyeni Ku Ntchisi on Independence Day Sort your place now t.co/N1UjJbizGo t.co/g3CfrYXMqt

@punjie566030 Aye!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎂🎂 t.co/AX9ed2iRaS

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😂😂😂😂 this kid t.co/2gqTkc2Pmy

Pick a struggle please t.co/5Ml2cpjlsx

Apa nde ma blesser asangalala kwambiri t.co/INmZJCq3Vo

Dancehall ilipo yambili koma orunna alipo ochepa. Tidzuke, tisambe, tiyambepo.

@Keystanoel Mrs SKC and other's

@tarkaniang @acnewsitics Surely someone migrated in that lineage?

@StuartJohanne2 @TendaiChirau "reserved" ? There shouldn't be such a thing - there is enough cake for everyone. Also foreign nationals will have a network which helps reduce price for locals. Standard in every country. My barbers are from Tanzania and Burundi.. most shops Burundi's. No hate, we integrate

Olise + Mbappe🙌🏾😭🔥🔥🔥🔥

😂😂 t.co/LMgqY1NGUY

@KublaiK1 Embarassing state of affairs.

@achemicals9 I swear to you that's middle range private school kindergarten fees per year Given people will take loans for those fees and living expenses, it shouldn't be that low. We subsidise is too much. What the minister say - how do private institutions operate without subvention?

@haewhy09_Hw @tobyasky DI MARIA was on cocain 😭😭,,boy took Dembele and kounde for a straw 😭

@mels896 We're seeing it in real time. 😂

@serotobale @_ayanda_sengane @VillageGuluva Out of interest please share how many DMs have you recieved regarding this employment offer you have.

And people are calling me out for saying United are being mediocre this early in the transfer window 🤣🤣 t.co/yvzhN0XDYo

Everyday you see a foreign consideration to a certain African nation How are they so backwards? Like they are in 1900.... How did they get stuck?? t.co/O0Coj2fbdh

You can't tell me this is uncivilised. Who does this? 😢 t.co/4JhYOFfuqf

@Zorkason @FinPlanKaluAja1 It's not madness. New normal really. I run a Microfinance and I got a call from a Nigerian yesterday asking if we could arrange a loan for his business. It's an opportunity when we integrate. Network etc are the skills and opportunities locals benefit from.

@chambeshi101 Lack of confidence from the coaching staff... Always wants to ay it safe ,,defend then hope for a counter attack of which ends up killing themselves.. Look at how poor Senegal 🇸🇳 been playing 😴,,. Arabic nations have the arrogance to go bang4bang with European guys

@chambeshi101 Morocco 🇲🇦 last Worldcup had the same underdog mindset football of sitting deep in a low-block and defend but they now find some attacking balance and they are so dangerous in attack

@AudioRockSwisha Same, unfortunately

Next those Zulus will turn on other tribes smh t.co/8qcKHtpZ3W

What a beauty. From a Madridista, i stan. t.co/xStfC4y9V4

Louder t.co/1E6DEvezhc

@TheLunaticGuy27 you know 😆 t.co/PFQGYi6lee

Very soon t.co/t8idw3uQ9J

It was such a pleasurable experience ☺️ t.co/csjX5m5TqP

@SuperSportTV @basket_mouth Ẹ kaaro it's good to see u.. my fellow South African Sawubona.. #morningcup

Tomorrow South Africans will chase all of the Xhosa and Zulu (Bantus) back to their lands of origin ✊🏼 #Xenophobia

Player of the tournament so far t.co/7vccKIdVIg

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@veryloudohn These guys are so embarrassing 😳,imagine thinking of just eating without working and as a youth thinking like that 😅

@Dancing_Rasta13 😂😂😂😂facts

Ha!...🤣 You know ball !! t.co/47vo0sluw8

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This guy is a moron 🤡🤡🤡 he clearly doesn't know what he is talking about he is just full of hate to his fellow Africans blames them of his own problems and failures t.co/UrySgDOFda

Insightful t.co/nJaF7cHyWD

The meltdowns have started 🤣🤣🤣

@chambeshi101 The Senegal is coward 😔,,,has a good wing pairing in Illiman Ndiaye and Mbaye who are good dribbler and shooters but he wont play them.. We have so many quality players in Africa but not until we stop playing coward football we will not win the Worldcup.

This time around he is truly using the presidency to make himself and his family more richer poor victims who bought into the trump meme coin 🤣🤣💀 t.co/xAEjzhmEur

@slicemagazine Never heard of him 🤔

@YackayraMarrero Excuse meeee

Team yi ofunika ayiphwasule tigawanenso ma player. Atenga okutha mpira kwambiri 🙌 t.co/skhXyyFMQw

@loiceMututuvar1 Wld have crushed out too cz WTF is a baddie not responding to me in my prime

Brace yourself for more meltdowns 💀 t.co/bxmap0vT5A

Lmao 💀💀 t.co/KmmUQIOSaq

Angelo Stiller is still available for €35m btw t.co/3YBZdJecJj

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@mels896 @Ryann_Agada Free will b😭

@punjie566030 Apezeni bwana Richie pa 18a market 🔥

Had a dream that felt so real, can't wait to sleep again

So early in the transfer window and all other serious clubs are doing quick, smart recruitments but at Old Trafford, the fans are saying it's too early to be worrying about such 🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣 reward t.co/ufAf0qI21L

It's called birthright... t.co/yTeeNiPUnK

Eh ... t.co/YFjiBAhM2R

That's always been the case t.co/G8yppVBpOF

Of course austerity but subsidies also end So water, electricity, school fees for up t.co/pixiYc5RjF

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No fareeda t.co/mMH5AqlbLU

There - xenophobia but of own citizens 🤣🤣 t.co/1s1Xi923w7

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They will if they want to be competitive Remember price is a function of demand and supply t.co/4jz1nZSqBV

Insane that South Africans believe the employment stats from the experts and use them vigorously Then decline the number of illegal immigrants from the experts Or the impact on the said unemployment stats 🤣🤣🤣🤣 t.co/YiP3Kh4D9W

The US is facing a population crisis Surely they can do with young citizens? t.co/NKq3tPIdkt

But France adapted. Otherwise agreed. Some artists and athletes are usually naturalised ... So will be talent in the workplace t.co/mgrZXZvo9H

@ZACHIBWANA @JeromeChisikwa You aren't saying they are good You are saying they fight. But I think the big populations come into play. Few countries each with many people Also living off history much

The world cups I have watched - they have won it twice I started in 1998 So 7 world cups. Have seen France twice, Germany, Spain, Italy in that time. Otherwise have you considered the populations of those countries? France benefits off wide population reach t.co/2EBrhAa3oO

Not enough. We need a proper investment in energy and some forex earning investment t.co/FS86B63aVy

@thattboikemo @NoContextMalawi Guys you want tertiary education at least than $500 pa in tuition??? That's like kindergarten school fees per term in a mid end private school. Same as lower end private schools per annum Actually equal to secondary school fees. How?

Please read the room 🤣🤣🤣 South Africans won't like this. t.co/DFbp171VHS

Funny how Spain are a small giant and Portugal literally far from this chat. t.co/Xt0pEcQgAz

They progressed. With time. t.co/nuLoF3ufkB

Let's be realistic the fees panali panja. Less than $500 a year for a degree programme? ($200 if you use black market rate) Yet we get aid or want IMF Ironic you put both in the same tweet. Laughable. t.co/2PfLdbXk8X

South Africans wanted so much a situation of unrest. You have 50% unemployed youth and the next thing you do is countrywide matches. You will learn the hardway. t.co/tkcJvLrfG4

He ranks out in almost everything bar shots on target, shots and goals But dribbles outside 50 Big chances created outside 50 xA outside 50🤣 He is behind Mbappe in G/A But .. Best rated player so far 🤣🤣🤣 t.co/irynptiBVH

@CFCMods 5 goals

As if Spain didn't get beat by Portugal in Nations League final and their best player plays in England t.co/vgTzkMZ8Bg

@destiny_ndlovu Accountability starts with courage to do the right thing. You didn't. This bed you set for yourselves and should lay in it. Now business will be disrupted for days, people will be unsafe... t.co/B8Vg9ItsGK

@destiny_ndlovu The country is burning because you followed arrogant leaders that started a march which everyone knew would result into this but still went ahead start it.

Well - you think the police, home affairs, politicians etc are all corrupt but your neighbours and relatives aren't? I will use a fallacy but u are all corrupt just haven't found an opportunity yet Actually looting, beating others, calling them names is corrupt mind and nature t.co/EKmsqPzHjS

@Brian5597414957 @SABCNews You will learn the hard ways

All blood on Jacinta and them t.co/Z7M1Wv43sG

NANGA NDINGALIME 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 t.co/oLUPRjf7Lk

@Zorkason @FinPlanKaluAja1 This is what South Africa is following t.co/fZjBaT3Kaw

@asim_lfc @charlavic1 Sleep ,,. Arsenal are after Morgan Rodgers who is their priority target

Olise man🙌🏿

Mbappe Msowoya 🥳 t.co/1ASJP2ocIv

@Canalmw98 Ahambe mfwethu😂🙌