May 06, 2026, 01:11 PM
Malawians are discussing various topics including events, music, relationships, and personal experiences. There is also a mention of a crashed website and a protest against VAT and income tax.
Topics
BonfireXP Event
The Rendezvous Bonfire club has collaborated with Sunday soirée for their upcoming event featuring an international headliner from South Africa.
The event is expected to ft an international headliner from South Africa, with more details yet to be announced.@Loki_Megaa
Music and Videos
Users are sharing and discussing music videos, including Fada Moti's 'Jump' and Merchah's new YouTube channel.
Jonz awawa nde inawalora kwangotsala abowoleze international industry@Loki_Megaa
Relationships and Dating
Users are sharing their experiences and thoughts on relationships, including playing hard to get on Tinder and the challenges of dating.
Munthu You Are On Tinder And You Are Playing Hard To Get... Wtf??@CelbaMalawi
Travel and Tourism
Users are sharing their experiences and thoughts on travel, including a trip to Liwonde National Park and a visit to Cape Town.
Used to live on Liwonde National Park once upon a time.@MizzVeron
Personal Experiences
Users are sharing their personal experiences, including a crashed website and a birthday flight.
I just booked a @FlySafair 12th Birthday Flight!@_Mzala
VAT and Income Tax
Users are discussing the challenges of VAT and income tax, including a protest against it.
For you guys who don't understand VAT and income tax and how this relates to EIS and everything in between.@Lol87903988
Marketplace Activity
Users are sharing and discussing various products and services, including a used peanut and a car for sale.
My friend is selling this yummy peanut @ K20 Only.@ZuluMangani1
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Come through at TRUTH NIGHT CLUB‼️ On Saturdays they offer 🥩 Free Braai 🍺 Buy 4, Get 1 Free 🔥 20% discount on All Beers The experience at Truth is so addictive, it makes you want to come back every day. 📍 Area 22 (Before Penyenye Corner) t.co/QetL4vhRE9 t.co/nEgApwNyqJ
The Rendezvous Bonfire club has collaborated with Sunday soirée for their upcoming event The event is expected to ft an international headliner from South Africa, with more details yet to be announced. 👀 #BonFireXP #Rendezvous t.co/5H6ornYQud
The Rendezvous Bonfire club has collaborated with Sunday soirée for their upcoming event The event is expected to ft an international headliner from South Africa, with more details yet to be announced. 👀 #BonFireXP #Rendezvous t.co/p041qFwT52
Fada Moti - Jump (Official Music Video)🔥 🔥 Watch it here y'all ‼️ t.co/ZpuLqDqQut #Fadamoti #Jump t.co/Xv5S2Ht4lA
Every Saturday at Truth: 🥩 Free Braai 🍺 Buy 4, Get 1 Free 🔥 20% discount on All Beers The experience at Truth is so addictive, it makes you want to come back every day. 📍 Area 22 (Before Penyenye Corner) t.co/nZHeEzkGzx
Jonz awawa nde inawalora kwangotsala abowoleze international industry 🙌‼️ t.co/rAQi2BdCAd #lotto #Janta t.co/h9KINcNfH8
Eyatu udolo ndumenewu🥳 205k views within 12 days, ikamatha mwezi ndekuti chi 1milli🔥🔥🔥 t.co/hgHVJWMGwL #Jump #Fadamoti t.co/4y1YR2c1lS t.co/g6Af29G3HC
My friend is selling this yummy peanut @ K20 Only . It's yummy, and I recommended it. Location:Blantyre ❤️🩹🎯 0882 57 81 58 t.co/Y0zWqtdUIQ
If you're a true fan of @Merchah_ then please go subscribe to his new YOUTUBE Channel and like his video #OKAY t.co/g8fsflAfoB #Merchah t.co/QI771qVBFE t.co/3yzXGcCTVt
Website has crashed but I got my tickets 💀 s/o to Flysafair 😂🙌🏿
When English Digest a Human being😂🙌🏼💔 Baddie wachiDhaDhazA chizungu amwene eeh t.co/sj1kxL5gNy
For you guys who don't understand VAT and income tax and how this relates to EIS and everything in between. Input vs Output VAT and why Traders have a point protesting against it. Thread.... t.co/sowxXV5XG2
Zofunadi kusiyana amwene, Ife tungofuna atidalitseko ndika 2.3billion. t.co/caVFsSpoGA
30+ years same game different players 🤣🤣🤣 t.co/qBeb0oC8r8
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@vai1kai Hello
Used to live on Liwonde National Park once upon a time. Several times, the elephants would false charge at us. An exhilarating feeling due to all the adrenaline, but still scary as hell t.co/eNE9OP1OaV
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Abeg, only R10M you go retire sef? t.co/1IidDq0PHs
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I just booked a @FlySafair 12th Birthday Flight! 🎉✈️ #FlySafair12thBdayWinner
"Paper wife" I'm looking for the best definition of this. #yorubaDemon
Roger that!!! t.co/FIK5qbLQnV
Munthu You Are On Tinder And You Are Playing Hard To Get... Wtf??
The Rendezvous Bonfire club has collaborated with Sunday soirée for their upcoming event The event is expected to ft an international headliner from South Africa, with more details yet to be announced. 👀 #BonFireXP #Rendezvous t.co/1UCtYTC7hx t.co/trVabF5K1q
@otokyo__ Mh
One president once said something about this. Something like if they ever saw him laughing with westerners, he had definitely betrayed his people. t.co/Pgg6bHSar0
@MizSallyMartz Anthu tikukula! 😂
Someone anandiuza Oraimo ife mphuma ndi mphuma tinagula Oraima🤣🤣🤣🤣 t.co/5rUuxN727K
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Anker Baseus Aukey Ugreen t.co/FRsEFXxZ1J
@HopeKapulula Mangotipaka zinazi
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@HopeKapulula Did you just😭oh NO🙌🤣🤣
@ElenimoC @KandyPure02 You're still not answering her question
@ArmsochiEhEh Eya Chi Oraima ndi cha fake chomwe ife tinagulacho mix anationetsa mwachangu changu
@ArmsochiEhEh The 1st 3 from the top are the popular ones I've used before. Ndi olimba and amphamvu.
@HopeKapulula @Becky_Becky20 Why aliyese opalamula amagwidwa Ali mu jersey ya Arsenal 😂😂😂🙌???
@don_taylor113 @Vanessamacheso My guy
🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅 Abeg t.co/UpTz0tG17m
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@StellaM794 @odedanilo My brother ☺️
@prettyb3xst Oooh okay... was there too 3 years ago. All the best
@vai1kai Hi
@Yhugho01 @DreOsman_ Chikondi kugawana yhugho😂😂
@skotfri @Tammy_thee_Godd Really? Are you sure? I'd love to hear your experience
@Uchindamie27 Muma status mu, ndati ah ah anthu Aku Likuni is this AI
@prettyb3xst @JasonMauwa Yearo wanji omana
@AlinurMohamed_ @LimitlessKe95 sini likuambia
@mcloud265 @Mashaluhangah 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@KandyPure02 @Clemjay265 No better system dan hawala, It dey work quick quick No wahala
@Nzemar03 😂😂
@HopeKapulula Team yathuyi anthu matipezelela
@Rajeefah_Moda @YOVEE___ Wagwizzo
@AlipoAndrewsII @Quentin1738438 😂😂😂
@Madala_snnogah @Vanessamacheso Yachina Snnogha.
@ArmsochiEhEh You're welcome 😁
@peaceflights @ElenimoC Udolo ndi uwuwu
Send it to her Dm Mwina nayeso akufuna kunyengedwako😆🤣 t.co/iOOthxMQhr
@Becky_Becky20 @DreOsman_ Tamasukani,anthu mapangani chani?😂
@Becky_Becky20 Wakutani ameneyo mwana wakwathu?😂
A what? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 t.co/2XUmllhQhg
Join us this Thursday in our Midweek Service. Your life won't remain the same. t.co/bdthG6JicS
He's been 14 eversince t.co/C7OBmtLO83
@prettyb3xst Unapqnga graduate chaka chanji?
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Panopa bwezi ndikupanga ma delivery a cocaine mu Las Vegas mu koma vuto anali agogo anga pothawa magaye a slave trade aja😩😭
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@ilovezizo_ Chai 😲😲😲😲🙉 Tears 😢 ---- Not of happiness, Tears of tears oo abeg
This Sunday, we meet 🤝✨ Join us for our Club Meeting as we connect, plan, and keep the momentum going. Be there. Let’s keep making impact. 💫 #RACLLilongwe #UniteForGood #ServiceAboveSelf #PeopleOfAction t.co/0M1Bf2zpR2
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@Maddu_550 8
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@mcloud265 @Inimitable_Hami Happy birthday 🎉
@Amie_shahH 😂😂
Texting me only to ask me for money All the time? Tingosiya kucheza bwa...
Life is the capital of God ❤️ t.co/1Kz4vs4gme
@selfhealingpage Yes
@GatorDatNiga @SportyTV @alexhashmore Just Chelsea fans 😂
@Rajeefah_Moda @YOVEE___ For shizo manizo😂😂
@MizSallyMartz Forever young? 😂
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He has his reasons please, we're not Ronaldo. t.co/JpICnfviqL
@Madala_snnogah @Vanessamacheso I see you mafia 🤺.
Ready to go Germany Shepard long coat.... t.co/fKEQK7whO3
@NotifyShenaz Every year flysafair has a day where they have a flash sale on articles , tickets at 12 rands! As in 2 thousand kwacha 💀 so this year ndina chezekela 😂
@mcloud265 @QuentinLadd265 Happy birthday
@AsandaJoseph6 @odedanilo Happy birthday 🎉
@Madlomo_Zee @odedanilo @Kgadi_yaMoloto Close... Mine 11
@Becky_Becky20 🤣🤣🤣
@Becky_Becky20 😂🤣🤣
@Winterafpel @otokyo__ I was for 3 but with this one sits well just a lil bit too busy but it blends
@lunarfq Hi
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@Chime_Fave Avengers🗣️ Assemble
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