May 07, 2026, 12:01 AM
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Tungochita manyazi kupempha koma dollar nde tilibe kunena fact.
Kafukufuku akuonetsa kuti Ku zolo zolo kuli ma liquor shop okwana 217 😂
You're girlfriend the moment you didn't give her money. t.co/XKq1VgxnL8
Arsenal is under pressure as they know they will Face PSG in the final.
New pictures from Azonke and Tuno 🔥🙌 Ma sets a smart 🫡 definitely cooking something t.co/GtoLUWcUf1
If obsession was a person mhumm😫 uzaliza bwa hutala kwathu usiku pamene ukudziwa ndikusungidwa?😂😂😂😂
Aah bro😂 t.co/DEc1cA441j t.co/TyiO1ELoTc
@QuentinLadd265 @khalifaNyantawa t.co/tvjZCjd0BQ
Ref amufumbatitsa kenakake! Coz no..
Liverpool made a mistake selling this guy. t.co/s1VoiQtVQs
A different kind of Sunday 🍷🤍 📅 31 May 2026 📍 Blantyre Sports Club 🎟️ MK50,000 on Ulinzinga: t.co/U5dZLEt08B t.co/UYQV8nfRTJ
All Merchah songs are back on all streaming platforms Including the new song "Okay" here is the YouTube link 🔗 🔗 🖇️ Enjoy t.co/SYIuOxE0yR t.co/4XrCGCccFK
Finally Merchah - Okay is back on YouTube 🤲🔥🔥🔥 Get a glimpse of it here t.co/0swHJlQMSS #Merchah #Okay t.co/B0GsnyuHn3
Kukhala waku Malawi bwezi akuti angooneka ngati ndi litsiro 😂 t.co/iU4uSCGNh4
These two last time anatipasa nyimbo kawawa, can't wait for what they're dropping tomorrow🥳🔥🔥🔥 Zinatchenaso🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 #Zonke t.co/Z4V64cPcl8
Chilibedi magetsi. Olo utha kunyambita madzulo uone. Nothing will happen t.co/ypzkCm9mUo
Ifeyo kuning'ina tikunvaku kenako pamawa muzizatinso tinachitika mwayi, Kapena basi ufiti sikutamba kokha 🤔
Scenes if Met Gala was held in Malawi
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭ahh t.co/YEG3VlNDAW
Gotta grab my "suit and go", Ku London, pa boma... Daddy's gurl 😇 #consultant #SADC #Malawian #GlobalSouth #allNighter t.co/6C5KEOHGxE
Kodi mesa cholinga chathu ndikupeza mpumiro tikanyera? t.co/LeDE9vFUxL
Urgently looking for these specialists, please ask them to check their emails ASAP! Or inbox me their numbers, forgot to include the WA group link in the email 😶🌫️ Akachedwa adya mtedza wosakhwima mmalo mwa chalimbana t.co/dAsVdX9U4U
@Hopeapparel1987 @_iamchimapaul 🤣😅 accept BandA oo, it's that simple
No one lied to me. They told me the truth, and I chose the story I wanted. Now the story’s ended, and I’m left holding the truth alone. I can’t blame them. I can’t blame fate. I blame the part of me that knew better and did it anyway. And that is the heaviest blame of all
Tf bro??? t.co/eeOH2JsK4H
@punjie566030 It's been 89 days
@CarolRadull The final I wanted: THE ARSENAL vs PSG. May 30th is going to be a beautiful night for Arsenal. I’m so happy it’s PSG we’re facing, I’ve never been this confident about Arsenal winning a match. The Mikel Arteta army will be ready ❤️🏆 @ItsMainaKageni @DidmusWaBarasa @kipmurkomen t.co/we6RGUTSa1
Hector ?💀👏 t.co/1yy9cYwBvd
Tiwuzeni zomwe zimachitika osati muzitisekaso t.co/MyxbUnDWPh
Proud of you 👏🏿 you really delivered on this. Bigger wins ahead!!! t.co/U6RV5Bu4Dd
So calm "no one should loot anything" "Don't buy from them, angithi si slima" #SPAZAs for locals!!! t.co/zQkonJ91xe
@uhurumajo Ea man
@AstroShumba @Aika_artist Mulenji, namise, nausiku t.co/QnRLbcxzhV
If it gets to this, it's a problem. t.co/InwpbX27dF
@00Sindirella Hello
@uhurumajo Eh he inuso? 😂Kapena kundilimbitsa mtina
@HopeKapulula @Upile_wakeel Fact man.
@AstroShumba @HopeKapulula Ask Wesley 😂amakhala kumeneko
@HopeKapulula @AstroShumba Apopo ndekut ma shabini akachasu sunayike😂😂😂😂
@HopeKapulula @Lexaz_Lexaz 😂😂 mu Mkawale momwemu ukupangira tweet zopusazi?? uziona😂😂
@AstroShumba @Lexaz_Lexaz Koma amwene mmatishoshera zinthu 😂😂
@HopeKapulula @Lexaz_Lexaz confirm 😭😂
@WelBeast The final I wanted: THE ARSENAL vs PSG. May 30th is going to be a beautiful night for Arsenal. I’m so happy it’s PSG we’re facing, I’ve never been this confident about Arsenal winning a match. The Mikel Arteta army will be ready ❤️🏆 t.co/F4Y6REstd5
@Kamoza0104 t.co/e0lXFtuEhK
Yamukulila lero Olise t.co/U8dPlCeaRn
@T_o_t_i_e @KandyPure02 Can I comment on this one? 😂
@Laflemokaris Nde unena nthawi zino why🤣 t.co/6gu13KijvY
@Julie62907672 @Whatnow628 Muyankhula bwanji 💀🤣
6 May Malawi 🇲🇼 t.co/R71dCGForq
@MRA_Malawi @Arabella6262 Our politicians are salivating
@debbie087 Uhuh okay..... I've made a mental note of this Debbie. What are your; 1. Qualifications, 2. Location, 3. Minimum Daily rate (MDR)
@vai1kai Hi
@bettingkingz9 Hi
@HermaineM ♥️♥️
@Gooddlovee Hi
It would take USD $30 Billion for me to retire at age 50
@HopeKapulula Ife kutani😂
@HopeKapulula Tonse chief 😭
@HopeKapulula @Upile_wakeel Eeeeh plus ma shabbin mwina coz pa gombero pokha ma liquor shop nde alipo almost 15😂😂😂🙌
@Lexaz_Lexaz @HopeKapulula 😂😂🤣🤣 ayayaya atukwana awa
@HopeKapulula For real?
@HopeKapulula @AstroShumba 😂😂🙌🙌 zolozolo ndi zinaso bale wake ndi chibavi
@JimmyMatchado2 @AstroShumba Eeish 😂
@HopeKapulula 🤣
@PempheroMphande @vah_valenciah Wow, help me on the same if possible. t.co/g83pzHGSX4
Job Done🔥🙌🏼❤️👣😂😂 t.co/feMIlV11IN
Budapest, Hungary😂🎉👋🏼👍🏼👣❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥 t.co/NcUyasg22v
Mwanayo Mwanayo 🎉😂🎉🎉🎉🎉 t.co/D2cSI3qWRj
@CarolRadull Na nyinyi kenya
@ItsMainaKageni Yes brother
Malawian Politicians t.co/zxgPvJUSAT
@uhurumajo Live 😂
@uhurumajo Inu nde omatigairawo 😂
Capitalism t.co/7ViNCDahR8
@glumonmic_ Bayern munich akuiberaaa😭😭
😂😂😂 t.co/iWaa5A9eyZ
@citizentvkenya @skmusyoka @RealMatiangi if you don't stop kiono mr matiangi will support ruto with riggy
@tiidrotafrikka2 Eh😂🙌 t.co/WGm6f0tEaK
@IkennaO351 @Hyperloll4 Umadziwa umadziwa 🫡
@daviesmatep @_DCPTV Hahaha @BenjiNdolo
Ehhh t.co/GUmWdnDlQc
@Twiggalite What's funny is anachoka mwa mavuvu 😂😂 they are back, in a smaller role eh 😂🙌🏿
All set t.co/W3qQaTPFq1
@JeromeChisikwa Was "As can be seen here" necessary 😂😂😂
Yahya Abdul-Mateen really embodied that John Creasy role
Championships Wins and losses Dreams worth more than money Dreamchasers 3 🔥 🫡 t.co/MXlUgYi08k
The defence calls Mayor Wilson Grant Fisk t.co/TmHUrO5u66
@Mwayi_XO t.co/0M6v5GTtRp
@being_melissssa Well we are doing it in real life. We in most cases know the ex's of our partners.
@francisnbt82 @prettyb3xst @Spiw31 Ife mpakana tafika povala ma chain?? 💀💀😂
@CarolRadull Great
Aka ndi tintilions miles for someone to beat this ego🤣 respect NTATE t.co/a7MBi6pmyN
@prodogy265 Za mu office
@Jowiie4 @HazelnutsKC @KingAvid11 Pain😂😢
@JnrFrey Thank you
@james84_ Hi
@miss_ahsley @00Sindirella LGT 🙌✅
@Holesen__ @SoftPresh0 LGT 🙌✅
@preachstanley @vai1kai LGT🙌
@Rajeefah_Moda Hi
@Nccbella Jam Chips Poundo
Race: Black Kids: 3 Age: 41 Year: 2027 Location: Japan #Wishes #Genie #Aladdin #Millennial #Motherof2 t.co/7buREudKeM t.co/8EiOliDpn5
@PhilOhSoFar Ayeeee i was just there
420 in Kaning'ina forest
@nickwco85 @Zumb_Zumb @kwonalonzo @crygup @SuperSquidoodle In some parts of the world; people literally buy the fone for that; to appear 'rich'.... I'd not be surprised if there is a strong correlation between 'back cover' case users and Iphone users. Arguably, flip covers offer > protection, at the cost of your fone being seen.
@james84_ Hey
Makes you wonder where Malawi was in these talks? @TourismMalawi t.co/KZTf9FP24J
#AlexHailey I still haven't watched #Roots I just know the references to #KuntaKinte so well. ---- #ISSA #ISSA19972003 #Mafikeng #MafTown
@festus93502 Hello
Halala......a day is coming when I will do so.... I have the preaching on hand, just ready for the opportune time. t.co/ddgHAImdoT
I'm a #GenieInABottle baby.... 🎵🎵🎵🎵 --- #ChristinaAguilera #Aaladin #Disney
#GhanaMustGo t.co/sp26qrypKX
He explains it so well. DESPERATION WILL ALWAYS YEILD POOR RESULTS! 🤞🤞🤞🤞 FOREIGNERS in #SA R so desperate 4 cash, they always jus settle for less. It could never B a SASCO, dey have standards, none of this #Endurance #Perseverance etc. No one here in SA is called Bhekezela t.co/6oYmOHY1nT
@Laflemokaris @Upile_wakeel Live ah 😂
@HopeKapulula Tiuzeni
@HopeKapulula Atipweteka 😂😂
@HopeKapulula Mmmh
@AstroShumba @Lexaz_Lexaz Pepani chabwino 😂😂😂