May 07, 2026, 06:00 AM
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Tungochita manyazi kupempha koma dollar nde tilibe kunena fact.
Kafukufuku akuonetsa kuti Ku zolo zolo kuli ma liquor shop okwana 217 😂
Arsenal is under pressure as they know they will Face PSG in the final.
If obsession was a person mhumm😫 uzaliza bwa hutala kwathu usiku pamene ukudziwa ndikusungidwa?😂😂😂😂
You're girlfriend the moment you didn't give her money. t.co/XKq1VgxnL8
We're hiring t.co/Bq9CFDp1rS
New pictures from Azonke and Tuno 🔥🙌 Ma sets a smart 🫡 definitely cooking something t.co/GtoLUWcUf1
Liverpool made a mistake selling this guy. t.co/s1VoiQtVQs
Ref amufumbatitsa kenakake! Coz no..
Aah bro😂 t.co/DEc1cA441j t.co/TyiO1ELoTc
Plan your Sunday around this 🍷🌇 📅 31 May 2026 📍 Blantyre Sports Club Tickets on Ulinzinga: t.co/U5dZLEt08B #VinōirSoirée #SundaySoirée #VinōFestival #BlantyreSportsClub t.co/lB94T2hRi3
@QuentinLadd265 @khalifaNyantawa t.co/tvjZCjd0BQ
Finally Merchah - Okay is back on YouTube 🤲🔥🔥🔥 Get a glimpse of it here t.co/0swHJlQMSS #Merchah #Okay t.co/B0GsnyuHn3
A different kind of Sunday 🍷🤍 📅 31 May 2026 📍 Blantyre Sports Club 🎟️ MK50,000 on Ulinzinga: t.co/U5dZLEt08B t.co/UYQV8nfRTJ
All Merchah songs are back on all streaming platforms Including the new song "Okay" here is the YouTube link 🔗 🔗 🖇️ Enjoy t.co/SYIuOxE0yR t.co/4XrCGCccFK
Kukhala waku Malawi bwezi akuti angooneka ngati ndi litsiro 😂 t.co/iU4uSCGNh4
These two last time anatipasa nyimbo kawawa, can't wait for what they're dropping tomorrow🥳🔥🔥🔥 Zinatchenaso🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 #Zonke t.co/Z4V64cPcl8
Chilibedi magetsi. Olo utha kunyambita madzulo uone. Nothing will happen t.co/ypzkCm9mUo
Ife anthu tikamawauza amati iyayi bodza ,🤣kukhala ngt angadye chikondi cho😃 t.co/tCCkY4UEsU
Scenes if Met Gala was held in Malawi
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭ahh t.co/YEG3VlNDAW
Kodi mesa cholinga chathu ndikupeza mpumiro tikanyera? t.co/LeDE9vFUxL
@CarolRadull The final I wanted: THE ARSENAL vs PSG. May 30th is going to be a beautiful night for Arsenal. I’m so happy it’s PSG we’re facing, I’ve never been this confident about Arsenal winning a match. The Mikel Arteta army will be ready ❤️🏆 @ItsMainaKageni @DidmusWaBarasa @kipmurkomen t.co/we6RGUTSa1
No one lied to me. They told me the truth, and I chose the story I wanted. Now the story’s ended, and I’m left holding the truth alone. I can’t blame them. I can’t blame fate. I blame the part of me that knew better and did it anyway. And that is the heaviest blame of all
Proud of you 👏🏿 you really delivered on this. Bigger wins ahead!!! t.co/U6RV5Bu4Dd
Job Done🔥🙌🏼❤️👣😂😂 t.co/feMIlV11IN
Mwanayo Mwanayo 🎉😂🎉🎉🎉🎉 t.co/D2cSI3qWRj
Hector ?💀👏 t.co/1yy9cYwBvd
Tiwuzeni zomwe zimachitika osati muzitisekaso t.co/MyxbUnDWPh
@uhurumajo Ea man
@HopeKapulula @AstroShumba Apopo ndekut ma shabini akachasu sunayike😂😂😂😂
@NissiKazembe @HopeKapulula Ndipo kaya akugona kaya😂😂😂
@HopeKapulula 🤣🤣 amwene nd mpira uwo
You are welcome ..... t.co/jG1FGIFUuH
@Mr_AC_Cool @Comfort_Jarden Sorry aMaturity minister 😔 t.co/3pL598KR99
Balloons 🥳🥳 t.co/sUlsnf9DOD
Budapest, Hungary😂🎉👋🏼👍🏼👣❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥 t.co/NcUyasg22v
@AstroShumba @Aika_artist Mulenji, namise, nausiku t.co/QnRLbcxzhV
If it gets to this, it's a problem. t.co/InwpbX27dF
@MRA_Malawi @Arabella6262 Our politicians are salivating
@uhurumajo Eh he inuso? 😂Kapena kundilimbitsa mtina
@HopeKapulula @Upile_wakeel Fact man.
@HopeKapulula @Upile_wakeel Eeeeh plus ma shabbin mwina coz pa gombero pokha ma liquor shop nde alipo almost 15😂😂😂🙌
@AstroShumba @HopeKapulula Ask Wesley 😂amakhala kumeneko
@HopeKapulula @Lexaz_Lexaz 😂😂 mu Mkawale momwemu ukupangira tweet zopusazi?? uziona😂😂
@AstroShumba @Lexaz_Lexaz Koma amwene mmatishoshera zinthu 😂😂
@HopeKapulula @Lexaz_Lexaz confirm 😭😂
@HopeKapulula Koma anthu mukuvutika nafe😅
Nyau King zikuthekadi ndi adonawa or basi yama friend's with benefits yomweyi🤣🤣🤣 t.co/hpIP294DzH
@iamprescottt @Kamoza0104 Osati no good reason anthu mumapanga zopusa anzanu akamadandaula mumazitenga za easy ndinu zisilu 🤣🤣🙌
@tesla265 @Kamoza0104 Nde Machende Ake
@rambo_cfc @CFC_OBED So you want Arsenal to be leaking in goals when defending a lead?
@WelBeast The final I wanted: THE ARSENAL vs PSG. May 30th is going to be a beautiful night for Arsenal. I’m so happy it’s PSG we’re facing, I’ve never been this confident about Arsenal winning a match. The Mikel Arteta army will be ready ❤️🏆 t.co/F4Y6REstd5
@Kamoza0104 t.co/e0lXFtuEhK
Yamukulila lero Olise t.co/U8dPlCeaRn
@T_o_t_i_e @KandyPure02 Can I comment on this one? 😂
@Laflemokaris Nde unena nthawi zino why🤣 t.co/6gu13KijvY
@Julie62907672 @Whatnow628 Muyankhula bwanji 💀🤣
6 May Malawi 🇲🇼 t.co/R71dCGForq
@prodogy265 Za mu office
@HopeKapulula Ife kutani😂
@HopeKapulula Tonse chief 😭
@Lexaz_Lexaz @HopeKapulula 😂😂🤣🤣 ayayaya atukwana awa
@HopeKapulula For real?
@HopeKapulula @AstroShumba 😂😂🙌🙌 zolozolo ndi zinaso bale wake ndi chibavi
@JimmyMatchado2 @AstroShumba Eeish 😂
@HopeKapulula 😂😂😂 what pressure? We are holding the strongest defence in England, trust me we are fine
@HopeKapulula Chelsea won against psg I'm saying Chelsea the same Chelsea....
Guardiola is a philosopher. t.co/cxkwLyve9z
@Laflemokaris Sitheka imeneyo 🤣🤣
@luisfanpag Let's try again next season. We are on the right track 🇲🇼 Thank You for your Dedication
These are beautiful 😍 t.co/8UUzW0k9qx
@morgantencza 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
t.co/rWTE8PGS91 Mbuye wanga ndinu final sayer #Berach #Beracah
@KONDE257 Kwambili
@godfrey_triqa @KhamaTimeless 60 to 90 eggs
@SwPrayer Ave Maria
@muthoni_njakwe Amen
Be humble t.co/WiI0DFou4x
Come on man😆😆 t.co/cbFqrA7tnc
@onjezani Lmaoooo
420
We visited the OPDs we trained on the African Disability Protocol including Tiyanjane CBO and Kapita OPD in Dowa District. #DisabilityRights #AfricanDisabilityProtocol #Inclusion #U4ADP t.co/GoKskeRbyO
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@PempheroMphande @vah_valenciah Wow, help me on the same if possible. t.co/g83pzHGSX4
@CarolRadull Na nyinyi kenya
@ItsMainaKageni Yes brother
Malawian Politicians t.co/zxgPvJUSAT
@uhurumajo Live 😂
@uhurumajo Inu nde omatigairawo 😂
Capitalism t.co/7ViNCDahR8
@glumonmic_ Bayern munich akuiberaaa😭😭
😂😂😂 t.co/iWaa5A9eyZ
@citizentvkenya @skmusyoka @RealMatiangi if you don't stop kiono mr matiangi will support ruto with riggy
@tiidrotafrikka2 Eh😂🙌 t.co/WGm6f0tEaK
@IkennaO351 @Hyperloll4 Umadziwa umadziwa 🫡
@daviesmatep @_DCPTV Hahaha @BenjiNdolo
Ehhh t.co/GUmWdnDlQc
@Twiggalite What's funny is anachoka mwa mavuvu 😂😂 they are back, in a smaller role eh 😂🙌🏿
All set t.co/W3qQaTPFq1
@JeromeChisikwa Was "As can be seen here" necessary 😂😂😂
Yahya Abdul-Mateen really embodied that John Creasy role
Championships Wins and losses Dreams worth more than money Dreamchasers 3 🔥 🫡 t.co/MXlUgYi08k
The defence calls Mayor Wilson Grant Fisk t.co/TmHUrO5u66
@Mwayi_XO t.co/0M6v5GTtRp
@being_melissssa Well we are doing it in real life. We in most cases know the ex's of our partners.
@francisnbt82 @prettyb3xst @Spiw31 Ife mpakana tafika povala ma chain?? 💀💀😂
@CarolRadull Great
Aka ndi tintilions miles for someone to beat this ego🤣 respect NTATE t.co/a7MBi6pmyN
@Jowiie4 @HazelnutsKC @KingAvid11 Pain😂😢
@JnrFrey Thank you
@james84_ Hi
@miss_ahsley @00Sindirella LGT 🙌✅
@Holesen__ @SoftPresh0 LGT 🙌✅
@preachstanley @vai1kai LGT🙌
@Laflemokaris @Upile_wakeel Live ah 😂
@HopeKapulula Anthu tikumwa mowa kwambiri
@HopeKapulula Tiuzeni
@HopeKapulula Atipweteka 😂😂
@HopeKapulula Mmmh
@AstroShumba @Lexaz_Lexaz Pepani chabwino 😂😂😂
@Khumbolane7 @NissiKazembe 😂😂😂
@HopeKapulula @STEVINICIUS Cry more haters t.co/adGzs6e4zl
@HopeKapulula 😂😂😂ma pundits enawa kma
@HopeKapulula They will fumble
@J85894kumponela 😂